A nerd in Melbourne

Visiting my parents in sydney for the weekend. They have a great...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:30:04 -0400

Visiting my parents in sydney for the weekend. They have a great view! Nails are Essence Grumpy and The Huntsman from the Snow White collection. Sparkly nails for a perfect sunny harbour day.

Visiting my parents in sydney for the weekend. They have a great...

Fri, 17 May 2013 20:59:57 -0400

Visiting my parents in sydney for the weekend. They have a great view! Nails are Essence Grumpy and The Huntsman from the Snow White collection. Sparkly nails for a perfect sunny harbour day.

Ciate caviar manicure. Base is ciate knickerbockerglory, a hot...

Tue, 14 May 2013 06:48:55 -0400

Ciate caviar manicure. Base is ciate knickerbockerglory, a hot pink crelly, with ciate prom queen pearls.

Spotty nails. Base is Ulta3 Lotsa Fun, dots are Illamasqua Muse...

Mon, 13 May 2013 07:06:16 -0400

Spotty nails. Base is Ulta3 Lotsa Fun, dots are Illamasqua Muse (teal) and China Glaze Papaya Punch (orange).

gothamshitty: kushdrinker: sweet dreams are made of cheese who am I to diss a brie

Mon, 13 May 2013 06:58:22 -0400

gothamshitty:

kushdrinker:

sweet dreams are made of cheese

who am I to diss a brie

g00kie-m0nster: laenij: happyvegetable: luminous-lu: epitomeo...

Fri, 10 May 2013 09:13:57 -0400

g00kie-m0nster:

laenij:

happyvegetable:

luminous-lu:

epitomeofafangirl:

galphie109:

fuccincupcake-xo:

mychemicalsweater:

callmeocculted:

crumpledhornsnorkack:

superwhovengerbuscuslock:

nutt-up-or-shut-up:

theoriginalspike:

officialmimozaduot:

understand = reblog

I love being able to read music

SAME.

Sorry to my followers who can’t read this xD

why thank you

That’s highly appreciated. Thanks.

fuck you i read bass clef

Love being a musician

I still can’t read this. Can someone help me? (I read music in a different clef and this is making me angry.)

My musician wife would be so proud.

It always takes me a bit to go from do-re-mi to CDE. But still. Cute. :)

Omg
Turns out I can still read music

turns out i have lost this ability

I would be in treble if I didn’t get that…

What a cute note(s).

"the friendzone"

Thu, 09 May 2013 05:45:50 -0400

shadesoflolita:

there was this one guy that kept asking me out.

every time I would politely decline.

He then kept complaining about how I led him on and put him in the “friendzone”

He got his friends to try to bully me into dating him

The next time I saw that guy, I told him “congratulations! you’ve left the friendzone!”

he looked really happy.

I then told him: “You’ve now entered the enemy zone! don’t ever talk to me again.” (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧

g00kie-m0nster: against-stars: gyzym: callingoutbigotry: Cong...

Sun, 05 May 2013 10:50:08 -0400

g00kie-m0nster:

against-stars:

gyzym:

callingoutbigotry:

Congrats on promoting rape, Heineken

Dear Heineken:

Long time drinker, first time loather! I write to you today to clear up a couple of quick points about your Premium Light ad, the one with “Now Seduction Can Happen Anywhere” emblazoned across the top.

Seduction is defined by Merriam-Webster as “the act of persuading someone to have sex with you.” So, uh, hate to break it to you and everything, but that could (and does!) already happen anywhere. Prehistoric caves, plague-ridden shacks, hotels, motels, Holiday Inns, aaaactually pretty much any location that can sustain human life for long enough for copulation: if people can live there, people can probably fuck there. If people have lived there, people have probably fucked there! Shit, I personally have been ~seduced~ in such locations as a golf course, a train station, and a bush (go ahead, judge me, I dare you) without the aid of your product. I mean, this is like advertising toothpaste with the tagline “Now You Can Scrub Your Teeth To Clean Them!” No fucking shit, dillholes.

Oh, but wait, wait, I get it. You packaged an incredibly obvious fact in phrasing meant to imply that your product has something to do with the truth of that fact, when, in reality, it doesn’t at all; excellent marketing strategy, way to go! Shame what you’re talking about is seduction and your product is alcohol, because that means this ad is really saying, “Now the act of using alcohol to persuade someone to have sex with you is possible anywhere!” You know, in the state where I live, that’s rape. Cheers, Heineken. Real nice.

But wait! Just in case the implication wasn’t clear enough, you’ve got that word beneath it, the name of this whole ad campaign, “Irresistible,” to really drive home your point. Heads-up-seven-up, Heinekin, but an “irresistible seduction” — that is, a “seduction” that someone is not capable of resisting — is not in fact a seduction at all. Denying someone their ability and right to resist sex is not persuading them to have sex with you, it is forcing them to have sex with you, which, just so we’re really clear, is what the word rape means. And if you want to claim that you were using “Irresistible,” to describe your beer and not to make horrific rapey implications, then I still have you on false advertising, because I can personally prove to you starting right now how very very easy it is to resist absolutely any product with your name on it. You just watch me not drink your beer, Heineken. You just watch me never, ever give you my money again.

In conclusion: I’m going to take your advice to heart, and enjoy Heineken responsibly by way of ensuring that neither I nor anyone I know ever enjoys any brand of yours again. Thanks so much for being the sort of repulsive shitstain fuckheads who use rape as a marketing tool; I’ve been meaning to switch to Rolling Rock.

Yours Sincerely,
A Former Customer

P.S. Just in case you want to defend yourselves by pointing out that this ad seems to have been released way back in the ancient times of 2007, and claim, as such, that I am uninformed and you’ve changed, really, of course you have, I invite you to check out this fucking disaster of an ad from 2012, in which you instruct Heineken drinkers on how to buy a girl a drink despite “coy objections” like “no means no,” on the theory that “some girls insist on playing games.” Aaaaaand I also invite you to go fuck yourselves, because, seriously. Go fuck yourselves.

holy shit that 2012 ad literally has “so… maybe?” be the suggested response for a flat “no means no”

no that’s hideous get the fuck out

Not that I drink beer, but I think I’ll be doing my damndest to persuade others to switch brands.

Goddamnit, and I really like Monteith’s cider too. Not enough to condone rape though.

The "yes or no" game.

Sat, 04 May 2013 23:28:51 -0400

You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no questions

Are you home for dinner tonight?

wtfniceguys: alexandraerin: moniquill: sxizzor: sendificator:...

Sat, 04 May 2013 23:25:45 -0400

wtfniceguys:

alexandraerin:

moniquill:

sxizzor:

sendificator:

abaldwin360:

mssswitch:

brainstatic:

He is trying to explain that not getting laid (incel means involuntary celibate) is a violation of his civil rights and a grossly overlooked injustice. He is completely serious. This is his blog.

what a fucking creepy fucker

Oh my fucking GOD. What an entitled little douche.

“BEING WITHOUT A RELATIONSHIP AND SEX AGAINST YOUR WILL FOR OVER 6 MONTHS” cry me a river

what is that civil rights analogy even

Dear guys who don’t understand why women are often cagey around you:

These men walk among you and are indistinguishable from you until it’s too late.

From his About Me: “I want to share the idea that governments have to help people get partners.”

Suddenly, in a totally unrelated coincident, I have a brilliant and terrifying idea for a new dystopian fiction setting.

OH MY GOD. I cannot with Nice Guys™ like this. FUCK.

I’ll try to contain my rage with a nice list of why he is SO fucking wrong. Ahem.

Women are often single too, even when they don’t want to be. Nobody is entitled to a relationship with anyone. Period.

Comparing women to restaurants is disgusting and objectifying. Stop.

Comparing the civil rights movement to you not getting laid is also disgusting. Stop that too.

You may not like being single, but that is not, in any way shape or form, oppression.

You are probably single “against your will” because you view women as restaurants that have an obligation to service you.

If we really wanted to help people who felt depressed because they were single, a big step would be teaching them that they don’t need a relationship to be validated and happy, NOT trying to match people up with tax money (honestly, I read it twice, and I still don’t know exactly what it is that you’re proposing).

You clearly have a warped view of women, the civil rights movement, and oppression and you are awful. STAHP.

As was mentioned before, things like this are a big reason women have trouble trusting men. The predators, the Nice Guys™, the creeps, the guys who feel entitled to women, they’re all out there, masquerading as decent dudes.

What the ever living FUCK.

WEAR ALL THE GLITTERS

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 19:43:01 -0400

WEAR ALL THE GLITTERS

halfeatenmoon: boppinrobin: nudiemuse: The Crochet Coral...

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 00:01:22 -0400

halfeatenmoon:

boppinrobin:

nudiemuse:

The Crochet Coral Reef Project

So cool.

I would like to put my face in this and roll around like a dog.

Hey, where’s anerdinmelbourne? We could make this and stick it to the ceiling.

YES.

g00kie-m0nster: kitsune-ookami: captain-8-ball: finnthehuuman:...

Sat, 13 Apr 2013 20:49:10 -0400

g00kie-m0nster:

kitsune-ookami:

captain-8-ball:

finnthehuuman:

knightsprite:

kawanaii:

tipsy-arachnid:

singarequiem:

mattsmjth:

rat—in—a—cage:

maddiekira:

1. Sam and Dean Winchester (Supernatural)

2. Patrick Jane (The Mentalist)
3. Homer Simpson (The Simpsons)

I’d be pretty set because Winchesters.

1. Altair - Assassin’s Creed

2. Link - Legend of Zelda a Link to the Past

3. The Eleventh Doctor - Doctor Who

yeah I’m definitely good lol

1. Dean and Sam Winchester

2. 11th Doctor

3. Rick Grimes

1. R from Warm Bodies

2. Rango

3. Flint from Cloud with a Chance of Meatballs

Mmm … Well R would probably be useful. Rango is a lizard so that’s not very helpful. And Flint? Could be … helpful … maybe.

Oliver Twist, Johnny (The Room), and Robot Unicorn.

SO HELP ME GOD….

The mane 6
Jean Valjean & Javert!
And the Maincharacter from Bioshock two.

It will be a bad ass musical!

Altair - The Secret Crusade

Indiana Jones - IJ and the last crusade

Ezio - Assassins Creed Revelations

I think I’ll be pretty fine

The bride- Kill Bill part 1

Luke Skywalker- Star wars Episode IV

Frankenstien’s monster- Frankenstien

I’m good with this team

Read: Harry Potter (Not that bad)

Watched: AHAHHAHAHA SUPERNATURAL. SUCH IT BITCHES! THE WINCHESTERS ARE GOING TO KICK YOUR ZOMBIE ASSS

Played: Kingdom Hearts - Sora. Not too bad, we can unlock the zombies deaths!

Read - Warrior cats, Firestar. A. Fucking. Cat.
Watch - Teh news. So the news anchor guy.
Played - Kingdom Hearts, Sora. Noice.

Read - Katniss Everdeen. Mockingjay.

Watched - Jaime Reyes/Blue Beetle III (ensemble cast means I can pick anyone, right?). Young Justice: Invasion.
Played - White Kyuren. Pokémon White 2.

Considering the power/range advantage I have with this group, I reckon I’d be safe. :D

Read: Cloud Atlas: Sonmi-451. Uh, unless I can somehow secure a long-term supply of soap, I dunno if she’d be part of my team for very long.

Watched: Whip It: Babe Ruthless. Hey, not bad!

Played: Red Dead Redemption: John Marston. Hells YEAH.

So overall I think I would probably do OK!

vickyychann: Mark’s new haircut Well hel-LO.

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 06:53:49 -0400

vickyychann:

Mark’s new haircut

Well hel-LO.

markwebbergivesmewings: fingersaffair: I have never uploaded...

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 06:14:08 -0400

markwebbergivesmewings:

fingersaffair:

~~I have never uploaded these~~

Well.

Well INDEED.

markwebbergivesmewings: thelittlematey: appleseed08: I...

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 06:07:59 -0400

markwebbergivesmewings:

thelittlematey:

appleseed08:

I actually not scared looking at this spider…

Can we please appreciate the cuteness of this tweet? (and Mark’s hands?)

I was just happily admiring his hands for a good few minutes until I saw the bloody spider.

WHAT THE EVER LIVING FUCK WHY WOULD YOU POST THAT MARK FUCK

{UnWinona}: I debated whether or not to share this story.

Thu, 04 Oct 2012 05:28:51 -0400

{UnWinona}: I debated whether or not to share this story.:

unwinona:

And then I debated whether or not to put it on Tumblr…but I decided it was important. Because in my own way, I can (unfortunately) point out exactly what is wrong with men when they don’t realize how hard it is to be a woman. How we do not have equal opportunities and freedoms in everyday life….

I got groped on the train today, which doesn’t even compare to this. But this post is the goddamn motherfucking truth.

do not FUCKING blame us for being harassed and assaulted. Instead of telling us “don’t get raped”, why don’t we teach those assholes “don’t rape”.

My sister’s epic tattoo, gorgeous artwork by Wendy Pham....

Sun, 30 Sep 2012 09:15:11 -0400

My sister’s epic tattoo, gorgeous artwork by Wendy Pham. All this done in one sitting, seven hours on the ribs, her first tatt and she took it like a champion!

New nail blog post - Collection by Bloom Osaka

Sat, 01 Sep 2012 09:11:16 -0400

New nail blog post - Collection by Bloom Osaka

New blog post!

Tue, 14 Aug 2012 09:31:01 -0400

New blog post!:

I gots me some leopard print nails on this one. boo-yeah.