I got tim tams. I got mint slices. I got Doritos. I got caramel popcorn. I got a cup of goddamn tea.
MATHS COME AT ME BRO
Been staring at maths problems for eight hours.
Fuck this shit. I’m going to buy milk and tim tams.
- BF: (watching a report on a smartphone app for managing sheep flocks) Heh. Grindr for sheep.
- Me: *facepalm*
- Me: (trying to get my boyfriend out of bed a la Mario) Let's-a go! It's-a me, Mario!
- BF: Why am I in bed with Mario?
- Me: You have strange taste in men. And women.
- BF: She looked hot in the club, but when I woke up this morning she was an Italian plumber.
- Me: With a moustache.
- BF: And a brother.